 | Order off the menu - that's why we have one. |
| No Camping if campground (restaurant) is full. Lots of hungry folks to feed. Don.t be surprised if you are asked to leave after you have eaten if we have a line. |
| We will gladly substitute nothing for anything, or we might substitute something for something, but we will never substitute something for nothing (no guarantees, ever). |
| Ask for water if you want it. |
| Being annoying is prohibited (open to our interpretation, staff excluded). |
| You will discover we don.t take Discover or American Express (Sorry Jerry Seinfeld). |
| We don't and won't poach your eggs. |
| If you have a fork then you don't need a spoon to stir your coffee. |
| Order all your condiments: salsa, cream, honey, ketchup, etc. when you order the rest of your stuff. All at once, that's the idea. |
| Put your money on the table edge when you are ready to bolt. |
| Clean your plate - expect chastisement if you don't. |
| Save room for dessert with ice cream, naturally. |
| Expect a smart remark when you ask "What's good?" |
| Finish your coffee. |
| No asking for more coffee just because you yacked too long while it got cold. |
| Please don't say, "We're ready to order now" (unless the service is really bad in which case tell Kev or Tina first thing!) |
| We love kids, help us keep it that way. Children will be frisked for Cheerios, if there is a Cheerio party, please pick up after your child. |
| If you're smoking in here you'd better be on fire. Expect extinguishing. |
| Don't even think about drinking and driving or you're in big trouble with Kev. |
| 50 cents off to anyone who wears their own Cateye glasses throughout their entire meal. No lenses required. Add a cowboy hat for 50 more cents. |
The Way of the Cateye