(She Bought The Building Edition)
 | Order off the menu – that’s why we have one. |
| Keep your fork. |
| We will gladly substitute nothing for anything, or we might substitute something for something, but we will never substitute something for nothing (no guarantees, ever). |
| Ask for water if you want it. |
| Being annoying is prohibited (open to our interpretation, staff excluded). |
| No gum sticking … anywhere. Expect inspections. |
| We don’t and won’t poach your eggs. |
| If you have a fork then you don’t need a spoon to stir your coffee. |
| Order all your condiments: salsa, cream, honey, ketchup, etc. when you order the rest of your stuff. All at once, that’s the idea. |
| Put your money on the table edge when you are ready to bolt. |
| Clean your plate – expect chastisement if you don’t. |
| Save room for dessert with ice cream, naturally. |
| Expect a smart remark when you ask, “What’s good?” |
| Finish your coffee. |
| No asking for more coffee just because you yacked too long while it got cold. |
| Please don’t say, “We’re ready to order now” (unless the service is really bad – in which case tell Bean first thing!) |
| We love kids, help us keep it that way. |
| If you’re smoking in here you’d better be on fire. Expect extinguishing. |
| Don’t even think about drinking and driving or you’re in big trouble with Bean and her spatula. |
| 50 cents off to anyone who wears their own Cateye glasses throughout their entire meal. No lenses required. Add a cowboy hat for 50 more cents. |
More fun. More food. Less fuss. Eat, live and think large. Dare to be free. Live like an oak tree with a mosquito’s life span, dance around lots and remember chickens are quite some birds.
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